Woot black T shirt, Exercise - Some Motivation Required, men's medium, cotton

Good condition The One Million Years B.C. Diet 1st place in Derby #83: Exercise, with 1445 votes! With nary a Pilates class on the entire planet, how did our cave-bound ancestors develop the well-defined pecs and abs we see in textbook illustrations today? Of course, it wasn’t running from dinosaurs. The archaeological record suggests that early humans were bred as pack animals by the Vorgoxxii, a race of alien silicon miners from a planet beyond the stars. They only looked like dinosaurs. Wear this shirt: so people know why you’re not exercising: lack of large predators in your area. Don’t wear this shirt: under the assumption that it in any way refers to the novel or film known as Jurassic Park or any sequels or other works deriving therefrom, without express written consent of all parties with a valid claim to any portion or aspect of said intellectual property. This shirt tells the world: “The real monster I’m running from is Little Debbie.” We call this color: Tyrannosaurus Blax.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Size Type

Regular

Size

M

Color

Black

Material

Cotton

Style

T-shirt

Brand

Woot